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DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.

Posted

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Posted

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!

Posted

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

Posted

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Posted (edited)

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

Edited by stargirl3:16
Posted

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

Posted

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?

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Scene 4

[battle sounds]
[Black Knight defeats a worthless-piece-of-carp-knight]
ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

homeschoolmom
Posted

ARTHUR: What?

Posted

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

homeschoolmom
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ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

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ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

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BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

homeschoolmom
Posted

ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
:duel:

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