Liturgical abuses?

[jasJis]

[quote name='dUSt' date='Apr 3 2006, 05:45 PM']I love you.

Arguing with you is how I show it. Blame it on my upbringing.
We get along great. I think he's just mad that I haven't sent him his free t-shirt for converting yet.

By the way, since you un-converted, you owe phatmass a t-shirt.
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[/quote]Great. Got one of the originals. Black w/ white graphics. Premium condition. Large. Send me an addy to ship it to and it'll be in the fed-ex tomorrow!

[Brother Adam]

We really need to go old school. Like Cyril and Nestorius. They were always very civil, polite, and well mannered before they attempted to shred their opponent to pieces. Actually, quite often, almost always, the one who was the heretic was more charitable than the future saint.

[Brother Adam]

It would usually go something like this:

Oh dear wonderful brother in the Lord Jesus, dUSt, honorable man of God and upholder of the Sacred Scriptures, I send greetings.
It has been made known to us by letters we have received that your kindness, your esteemed learned one has not taken well to our thoughts about Christ. Let us then look, most gracious dUSt, at what the truth may be. It is that you are guilty of not simply one heresy, but all of them. Every heresy known, you are guilty of.

I'm serious. That is how they would treat each other.

[dUSt]

That is an awesome idea.

O lovely Bro Adam, whom does havest thou a shapely backside, I say to ye that thou art guilty of diminishing Redemptionis Sacaramentum. Most gracious Bro Adam, with thine puppy dog eyes and breathtaking wisdom, I commend ye for thou beingist wrong. Amen.

[dUSt]

[quote name='jasJis' date='Apr 3 2006, 05:55 PM']Great.  Got one of the originals.  Black w/ white graphics.  Premium condition.  Large. Send me an addy to ship it to and it'll be in the fed-ex tomorrow!
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Sweet!

PHATMASS.COM, PO BOX 612878, Dallas, TX 75261

[Brother Adam]

[quote name='dUSt' date='Apr 3 2006, 08:07 PM']That is an awesome idea.

O lovely Bro Adam, whom does havest thou a shapely backside, I say to ye that thou art guilty of diminishing Redemptionis Sacaramentum. Most gracious Bro Adam, with thine puppy dog eyes and breathtaking wisdom, I commend ye for thou beingist wrong. Amen.
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Wise and good dUSt, though hasn't forgotten, in your confusion of the letter we sent thee before, that we are never wrong.

[jasJis]

[quote name='dUSt' date='Apr 3 2006, 07:07 PM']Sweet!

PHATMASS.COM, PO BOX 612878, Dallas, TX 75261
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[/quote]Can't fed-ex to a p.o. box. And here I thought you would give me Adam's addy. So disappointed.

Maybe I should accept some groveling PM's telling me why they deserve the shirt and I get to choose who gets it. Would that be just reparatoin?

Edited April 4, 2006 by jasJis

[stbernardLT]

Last week my priest [mod]irreverant reference[/mod] slapped a eucharistic minister after they blessed a baby in the communion line. How would you handle this liturgical ABUSE.










just kidding

[Theoketos]

[quote name='JudgedByGod' date='Apr 3 2006, 12:41 PM']Do they really have those? I have never heard of any kind of committee like that before. If I can find one, I will be sure to join! Although I have a feeling that even the people on the committee would think I'm wrong.
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The last parish I was at had a huge one, and nobody had any real working knowledge of the Church History or Teaching, even the Priest unfortunately.

I would state something.

Everyone would be in shock.

Some one would contradict with some along the lines of "But we did it this way last year"

I would read my statementment this time quoting a document

Then everyone would, with thier mouths open follow Church teaching.

It was great...

...until I mentioned EMoHC...

Then everyone thought I sounded like this.:

O lovely everyone at this meeting whom does havest thou a shapely backside, I say to ye that thou art guilty of diminishing Redemptionis Sacaramentum. Most gracious every one at this meeting, with thine puppy dog eyes and breathtaking wisdom, I commend ye for thou beingist wrong. Amen.

BTW I <3 Dust and BA

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Apr 1 2006, 11:16 PM']I guess I have to admit I agree with what a long time orthodox DRE said today.
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Dr. DRE is orthodox?!!

[morostheos]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Apr 4 2006, 10:56 PM']Dr. DRE is orthodox?!!
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Cow, you crack me up!