Did You Hear? Sex And Eating Are Equally Essential For Teens To Learn

[tinytherese]

I once heard in today's world, that if you don't have sex then you'll explode.



Hmm, how am I still alive?




Wait, I'm feeling...funny.

Now, I hear a ticking noise.

Could it be?


OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!


*Poof

Edited July 28, 2009 by tinytherese

[Arpy]

I exploded when I was thirteen. Fortunately, my ghostly form is quite skilled at manipulating electronics.

[Lounge Daddy]

Gosh I dig The Onion.

[Norseman82]

[quote name='tinytherese' post='1934279' date='Jul 28 2009, 07:10 PM']I once heard in today's world, that if you don't have sex then you'll explode.



Hmm, how am I still alive?




Wait, I'm feeling...funny.

Now, I hear a ticking noise.

Could it be?


OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!


*Poof





[/quote]

You're female, correct? Let me give you a little lesson about male physiology.

For males, if we go a certain amount of time "doing without", we will have what is known as a "nocturnal emission", also known as a "wet dream". So, in a sense, we do "explode", so to speak.

[Nihil Obstat]

Aw, you had to go there.
Haha.

[Christie_M]

tmi t.m.i.

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1938560' date='Aug 2 2009, 12:41 AM']Aw, you had to go there.
Haha.[/quote]
Yeah. He did. Meh.

[Hassan]

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1938565' date='Aug 1 2009, 11:49 PM'] tmi t.m.i.[/quote]

[zunshynn]

[quote name='Norseman82' post='1938556' date='Aug 1 2009, 10:39 PM']You're female, correct? Let me give you a little lesson about male physiology.

For males, if we go a certain amount of time "doing without", we will have what is known as a "nocturnal emission", also known as a "wet dream". So, in a sense, we do "explode", so to speak.[/quote]

You bumped a 4 day old thread to tell us that?

[Christie_M]

and we fell for it and read it

[jeffpugh]

Oh the humanity. Let's get on with our lives, ya? Girls bleed for a few days a month. Big deal.

[Christie_M]

[Hassan]

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1938621' date='Aug 2 2009, 12:24 AM'][/quote]


What's with the attitude?


Is it that time of the month again?

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1938623' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:25 AM']What's with the attitude?


Is it that time of the month again? [/quote]
Hey, it's your life, but I wouldn't be digging your grave like that...

[Hassan]

[quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1938626' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:27 AM']Hey, it's your life, but I wouldn't be digging your grave like that...[/quote]

I'm trembling