Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: I'm not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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