kafka Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 nice hair! from henceforth all of Sultan Hassan's floozies shall wear there hair like that, thus decrees his Minister of Culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel*Star Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Remember the time you were caught splitting an infinitive and left the participle dangling? And the whole thing ended with a preposition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1878975' date='May 31 2009, 01:09 AM']nice hair! from henceforth all of Sultan Hassan's floozies shall wear there hair like that, thus decrees his Minister of Culture. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Angel*Star' post='1878984' date='May 31 2009, 01:24 AM']Remember the time you were caught splitting an infinitive and left the participle dangling? And the whole thing ended with a preposition![/quote] yep. Its called poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1878975' date='May 31 2009, 01:09 AM']nice hair! from henceforth all of Sultan Hassan's floozies shall wear there hair like that, thus decrees his Minister of Culture. [/quote] The Glorious Sultan has no floozies, this is a wicked slander propagated by the drunken TTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1878999' date='May 31 2009, 01:40 AM']The Glorious Sultan has no floozies, this is a wicked slander propagated by the drunken TTM [/quote] lol @ Sultan... Are you insinuating that your "Minister of Culture" is lying? And you have admitted to having floozies in the past... I don't even want to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1879008' date='May 31 2009, 01:46 AM']lol @ Sultan... Are you insinuating that your "Minister of Culture" is lying? And you have admitted to having floozies in the past... I don't even want to hear it.[/quote] Kafka would never lie, sometimes he is too trusting of drunken ex wives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 not lying just joking. Your royal princenza's shall wear there hair beautifully in your lands. Our women will be beautiful unlike the way they present themselves in that rat-trap of a kingdom TTM rules over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1879017' date='May 31 2009, 01:52 AM']not lying just joking. Your royal princenza's shall wear there hair beautifully in your lands. Our women will be beautiful unlike the way they present themselves in that rat-trap of a kingdom TTM rules over.[/quote] Truthful and noble Kafka! I hope the Pontiff appoints you as a delegate to Jursalem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) [quote name='kafka' post='1879017' date='May 31 2009, 01:52 AM']not lying just joking. Your royal princenza's shall wear there hair beautifully in your lands. Our women will be beautiful unlike the way they present themselves in that rat-trap of a kingdom TTM rules over.[/quote] princenza's ??? is that what you are calling them now? they are now on the same level as the beautiful, moral, pure, and pious Princess Gianna? You had it right the first time. floozie is the correct terminology for your "Princenzas" Do not sully the title of Princess. Queen TTM, Queen Icey-Ice-Landy, Layla the Magnificent (aka Little Lady Blah), Lady Moosey of the South, and all the other females (and males) of the Kingdom of Queen TTM and Queen Icey-Ice-Landy are known for their beauty and always perfect presence. As if you would know, oh Kafka the fellow pretender Edited May 31, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1879028' date='May 31 2009, 02:02 AM']princenza's ??? is that what you are calling them now? they are now on the same level as the beautiful, moral, pure, and pious Princess Gianna? You had it right the first time. floozie is the correct terminology for your "Princenzas" Do not sully the title of Princess.[/quote] The Pious and Most Respected Princess Ginna was never insulted by either the Sultan or any of his Ministers. In fact the Glorious Sultan hopes the most respected Princess will assist his Minister of Culture Kafka in the construction of the new Cathedral he has ordered constructed as an act of good will in the city of Jerusalem and the religious formation of the Christians who shall constitute the employees and long term residents of the Cathedral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879046' date='May 31 2009, 02:10 AM']The Pious and Most Respected Princess Ginna was never insulted by either the Sultan or any of his Ministers. In fact the Glorious Sultan hopes the most respected Princess will assist his Minister of Culture Kafka in the construction of the new Cathedral he has ordered constructed as an act of good will in the city of Jerusalem and the religious formation of the Christians who shall constitute the employees and long term residents of the Cathedral.[/quote] Knowing the honest Princess Gianna she would not accept such a proposal as 1) you are not over the land called Jerusalem 2) your "minister of culture" is in reality a fellow pretender 3) you have insulted her in the past 4) you have supplied me, her alliance, with constant, never-ending, headache-giving drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1879054' date='May 31 2009, 02:13 AM']Knowing the honest Princess Gianna she would not accept such a proposal as 1) you are not over the land called Jerusalem 2) your "minister of culture" is in reality a fellow pretender 3) you have insulted her in the past 4) you have supplied me, her alliance, with constant, never-ending, headache-giving drama[/quote] The Sultan admits that he no longer rules over the city of Jursalem. He seeks only to protect the peaceful inhabitants from foriegn domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1879057' date='May 31 2009, 02:15 AM']The Sultan admits that he no longer rules over the city of Jursalem. He seeks only to protect the peaceful inhabitants from foriegn domination.[/quote] Our reign over Jerusalem is foreign by no means! More than half of the city's inhabitants and all of her nobility are Latins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1879071' date='May 31 2009, 02:26 AM'] Our reign over Jerusalem is foreign by no means! More than half of the city's inhabitants and all of her nobility are Latins![/quote] The city belongs to all humanity. Any force which seeks to dominate it is seen as foriegn in our eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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