Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Oh, yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... [clop clop] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 GUARD #2: Well, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Scene 2 MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 MORTICIAN: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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