Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 DEAD PERSON: I'm not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 MORTICIAN: He isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 MORTICIAN: I can't take him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 MORTICIAN: I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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