Things You Would Never Hear Anyone Say

[CatherineM]

Of course you can have a pet alligator for your birthday.

[Saint Therese]

Herpes? That can't be too bad.

[CatherineM]

I'm pretty sure that red light flashing on my dash board is no big deal.

[Guest nvzbl]

i wish i had herpes

[Guest nvzbl]

i feel like getting arrested today

[Saint Therese]

I'm excited about my rectal exam.

[Guest nvzbl]

me too.

[Saint Therese]

You should be on American idol.

[Guest nvzbl]

i love american idol

[Saint Therese]

Just call me Your Majesty.

[CatherineM]

Sure you can have the remote.

[Saint Therese]

You stink.

[CatherineM]

I don't mind being the designated driver on my birthday.

[Saint Therese]

Car accidents are so much fun.

[Guest nvzbl]

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Edited January 14, 2009 by nvzbl

[Guest nvzbl]

youtube is a good way of getting noticed

[Saint Therese]

Please, wake me up n the middle of the nigt.

[CatherineM]

Internet porn is a worthwhile hobby.

[Saint Therese]

O'bama loves the little unborn children.

[CatherineM]

I wouldn't mind if my daughter wanted to be a prostitute.