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Of course I don't mind uninvited guests for dinner, I'll just cut the meat thinner.

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Yes, I'd love some spam, spam, spam, bacon, eggs, and spam!

I expected the Spanish Inquisition.

People here use emoticons too much.

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Sure you can leave the seat up on the toilet.

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gramma can you front me some coke?

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Sure, you can leave the seat down on the toilet, still manage somehow to mess it up, then walk away!

Saint Therese
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[quote name='nvzbl' post='1746409' date='Jan 8 2009, 05:48 PM']gramma can you front me some coke?[/quote]
:lol_above:

Saint Therese
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I love it when I hit a deer with my car.

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I don't need to spend money on new brake shoes.

Saint Therese
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I don't feel like going to the bathroom so I'm just going to mushy mud pie in my pants.

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These adult diapers aren't for my grandmother, they're for me. I'm going on a long car trip.

Saint Therese
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Waiter, could you bring another drink, and btw I'm not going to tip you.

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I don't mind if you park in my parking place. I can park in the street.

Saint Therese
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Wow, gas prices are going back up. That's awesome!

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I don't mind buying ink cartridges.

Saint Therese
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I love it when customers yell at me and accuse me of short changing them.

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I can't wait for my boobs to sag.

Saint Therese
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[quote name='CatherineM' post='1747629' date='Jan 9 2009, 07:24 PM']I can't wait for my boobs to sag.[/quote]
:lol:

Hemorrhoids are the most fun.

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I don't mind helping with the dishes eventhough I just got a French manicure.

Saint Therese
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I don't have a problem with you selling my stuff for crack.

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