Things You Would Never Hear Anyone Say

[mcts]

yeah, razr phones really are good phones.

[CatherineM]

No, you don't look fat in that spandex.

[mcts]

indiana has very predictable weather.

[MIKolbe]

Oh, no no honey...

Let me see 12 more pairs of shoes to see if they go with that outfit better. If they don't go PERFECTLY, let's go and buy some that do.

I L-O-V-E shoe shopping with you.

[mcts]

i quite enjoy sunburn, actually.

[CatherineM]

I love paying for my car insurance.

[Saint Therese]

Nothing really cheers me up like getting a mamogram.

[T-Bone _]

Another Thorazine pill, please!

[Saint Therese]

You look so cool in your Abercrombie and Fitch clothing.

[CatherineM]

I love the smell of sweaty guys.

[Saint Therese]

Of course I don't mind if you smoke.

[rachael]

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738158' date='Dec 29 2008, 09:05 PM']Of course I don't mind if you smoke.[/quote]
I hear people say that all the time.

[T-Bone _]

After Linux installs successfuly on my first try...

[rachael]

you're normal.

[T-Bone _]

[quote name='rachael' post='1738187' date='Dec 29 2008, 06:19 PM']you're normal.[/quote]

I get told that all the time. Of course, most people add hysterical laughing at the end...

[rachael]

[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1738189' date='Dec 29 2008, 09:21 PM']I get told that all the time. Of course, most people add hysterical laughing at the end...[/quote]
i feel ya.

[icelandic_iceskater]

phatmass smells of elderberries

[CatherineM]

I don't need to go on a diet.

[Saint Therese]

You wanna borrow my Porsche?

[icelandic_iceskater]

I love being on a diet