Things You Would Never Hear Anyone Say

[Saint Therese]

I'm so glad I just gained 30 lbs.

[Sparky]

Shoot me

[CatherineM]

I don't need a raise.

[Saint Therese]

Well, officer, to tell you the truth, I did it.

[icelandic_iceskater]

I hope this lottery ticket's a loser

Edited December 30, 2008 by icelandic_iceskater

[Saint Therese]

Hey, lets stop and give that guy with a ski mask a ride.

[Selah]

It's fun to stick my hand in sulfuric acid

[CatherineM]

Honey, I think I've watched enough football (or hockey for Canadians).

[icelandic_iceskater]

here, I don't want the remote anymore!

[Paddington]

I'm mute.

[mcts]

i sure LOVE having cramps!

[Mari Therese]

I love talking to telemarketers when I'm eating supper with my family.

[VoTeckam]

[quote name='Paddington' post='1738920' date='Dec 30 2008, 01:19 PM']I'm mute.[/quote]

hahahahaha! We always miss the obvious!

Sweet! The Stomach Flu!

[T-Bone _]

That T-Bone sure is handsome!

[CatherineM]

I don't want to be paid extra for overtime.

[T-Bone _]

I sure wish they'd cut my hours at work!

[Paddington]

[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1739012' date='Dec 30 2008, 04:07 PM']That T-Bone sure is handsome![/quote]

I would compliment you, but you seem pretty good at fishing for compliments.

And, I'm a dude.

[MIKolbe]

No, I don't have a headache.

[CatherineM]

a guy who says, "I think I'll stop at this gas station to ask for directions."

[Saint Therese]

[quote name='Paddington' post='1739122' date='Dec 30 2008, 06:12 PM']I would compliment you, but you seem pretty good at fishing for compliments.

And, I'm a dude. [/quote]




Are you a dude or a chick?