adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 hey. dude. none of that talk. let's talk about drinks instead. Well, I'll have you know that I'm drinking a delightful American amber-colored whiskey named after the royal house that Louis XVI is from.
Lil Red Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Well, I'll have you know that I'm drinking a delightful American amber-colored whiskey named after the royal house that Louis XVI is from. well that's a fine oh-di-do.
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 It's not apple season. Woman, your excuses bring La Veuve Capet reason for tears! You don't wish to honor her husband's unjust death at the hands of vile republicans? Get thee to a grocer, and demand his finest imported pommes for the Dauphin!
PhuturePriest Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Sometimes the way religious people talk about women, my feels hurt. I'm probably just on my period. I find it more alarming that you don't know if you are or not than anything else.
PhuturePriest Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Yeah, they're usually big in fundamentalist protestant circles. Like in the South, especially. I don't even think protecting is a strong enough word. At some of them (not all, to be fair, and maybe not even most, idk), the father is literally in charge of a daughter's purity. It has heavy undertones of taking the decision making out of her hands, taking over her purity for her. It has strong connotations of overruling her free will. The ones I've read about also don't leave any room for if a daughter makes a mistake or worse is sexually assaulted. It's the other end of the objectification spectrum. One good thing about them is that they focus on fostering strong relationships between daughters and fathers. That's absolutely invaluable. It'd just be nice if they focused on strong daddy-daughter relationships, without all the "My father is the owner of my sexuality!" crud. (Take note of the bolded part) Pfft. Well, yeah! If you don't take away women's free will, they'll be forced to rely on their own intelligence, and that's dangerous for her and everyone else around us. Haven't you seen the scientific findings we have on the way women's brains work? This video explains it all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
photosynthesis Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Woman, your excuses bring La Veuve Capet reason for tears! You don't wish to honor her husband's unjust death at the hands of vile republicans? Get thee to a grocer, and demand his finest imported pommes for the Dauphin! Maybe I'll just attempt to make macarons again: It's always macarons season.
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 It's always macarons season. My dear, silly woman that you are, you present a false dichotomy. Why have just macaron, when you can instead have macaron and tourte aux pommes et aux poires?
photosynthesis Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 My dear, silly woman that you are, you present a false dichotomy. Why have just macaron, when you can instead have macaron and tourte aux pommes et aux poires? Don't make me go gluten free on you :)
Gabriela Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Don't make me go gluten free on you :) See, people? THAT is the power of a wife and homemaker.
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Don't make me go gluten free on you :) Now you make baby Jesus cry. Also, notice anything wrong with this picture: Be a dear and see what you can do to fix that. Edited June 25, 2013 by adt6247
photosynthesis Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Now you make baby Jesus cry. Also, notice anything wrong with this picture: See what you can do to fix that. Um...ET is in our living room drinking out of our glasses?
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Um...ET is in our living room drinking out of our glasses? Woman, is that any way to talk to speak of the fingers that labor hard sending arcane commands to an army of infernal machines in order to provide for my family? Have you no respect or awe for these mighty digits? Edited June 25, 2013 by adt6247
Gabriela Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Um...ET is in our living room drinking out of our glasses? ET wasn't half that geeky.
arfink Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Now you make baby Jesus cry. Also, notice anything wrong with this picture: Be a dear and see what you can do to fix that. I was gonna say, I think your code has bugs...
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 ET wasn't half that geeky. See, Photo dear, this young lady understands!
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I was gonna say, I think your code has bugs... Yeah, well, overflow: hidden has some weird interactions with absolute positioned elements. You know how it is.
photosynthesis Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I was gonna say, I think your code has bugs... It's going to be hard to code with the amount of bourbon I poured him :)
photosynthesis Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Woman, is that any way to talk to speak of the fingers that labor hard sending arcane commands to an army of infernal machines in order to provide for my family? Have you no respect or awe for these mighty digits? My utmost apologies! I'll be sure to mention "telling my husband he has alien hands" in my next confession...
adt6247 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 My utmost apologies! I'll be sure to mention "telling my husband he has alien hands" in my next confession... That's needlessly specific. You could merely confess to the sin of detraction against your hard-working and loyal husband, whose bravery, fidelity, and continuous integration scripts are the stuff of epic legend.
photosynthesis Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 That's needlessly specific. You could merely confess to the sin of detraction against your hard-working and loyal husband, whose bravery, fidelity, and continuous integration scripts are the stuff of epic legend. Noted! But I still want to see what Canon's reaction to that would be.
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