Sex in Heaven?

[Ark]

You mean there's really no sex in heaven?

[PhuturePriest]

​who says angels don't have sex or some kind of sex? As far as I'm aware the fullness of truth isn't completely contained within the annals of holy scripture, nore sacred tradition although there both great parts of the whole. Holy scripture also says " my ways are high above yours."

​Angels are incapable of having sex because they literally do not have bodies. They are purely spiritual beings.

[superblue]

 

[Gabriela]

this entire thread 

​No, dude:

[superblue]

and make sure to hit play on this , to help with the thinking process on this thread.

 

 

[superblue]

     only hand shakes will be allowed

[Guest]

​No, dude:

I let Jesus down again smh Thank goodness there's the best Catholics of all time who never make any mistakes. There's the depths of hell for the rest of us.

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[Guest]

I mean it's not like Jesus made sex really really realllllllly pleasurabele. I mean it's onllllllllyyyyy for having kids (wink wink). There's no way there could be anythinggggg remotely close to it in heaven. And good Catholics never drink alcohol for the pleasurable effects. It's just because they like the taste. I hope you guys dont do a search of my ip and come burn me to pieces. I'm actually legitimately worried. Not really. Well just a little.

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[Guest]

And superblue I love your condescending attitude. You're the genius who started all of this by insinuating Jesus was banging Mary Magdalene and had kids while on earth. So save the self righteous b.s. There's enough Catholics who are on that. We don't need the heretics like yourself to be holier then thou pricks as well.

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[Ark]

[Maggyie]

I let Jesus down again smh Thank goodness there's the best Catholics of all time who never make any mistakes. There's the depths of hell for the rest of us.

No Josh you're fine. Sex is holy and there's nothing wrong with speculating about it in heaven. It's not like you're asking if there will be opiates in heaven. That's what theologians do all day long is speculate. 

[Nunsense]

Sex in heaven won't be physical.  

 

[superblue]

 

And superblue I love your condescending attitude. You're the genius who started all of this by insinuating Jesus was banging Mary Magdalene and had kids while on earth. So save the self righteous b.s. There's enough Catholics who are on that. We don't need the heretics like yourself to be holier then thou pricks as well.

​Grow up

 

[Winchester]

I'd move this to raising small humans, but apparently that is frowned on in this establishment. @dUSt, there's a glitch in the matrix.

[Winchester]

And superblue I love your condescending attitude. You're the genius who started all of this by insinuating Jesus was banging Mary Magdalene and had kids while on earth. So save the self righteous b.s. There's enough Catholics who are on that. We don't need the heretics like yourself to be holier then thou pricks as well.

 

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[Nihil Obstat]

And superblue I love your condescending attitude. You're the genius who started all of this by insinuating Jesus was banging Mary Magdalene and had kids while on earth. So save the self righteous b.s. There's enough Catholics who are on that. We don't need the heretics like yourself to be holier then thou pricks as well.

And we are back to square one. You did actually read previous posts, right?

[Era Might]

You mean there's really no sex in heaven?

​Bruno Mars disagrees.

[Gabriela]

I let Jesus down again smh Thank goodness there's the best Catholics of all time who never make any mistakes. There's the depths of hell for the rest of us.

​Dude, Josh, relax. No one is criticizing you just for asking the question. You're taking flack because you're getting all worked up about people giving you actually-Catholic responses. If people tell you "Your view of sex is wrong and you're displaying signs of being too attached to worldly things," you can have two reactions:

1. Take it into consideration that perhaps others are charitably correcting you out of concern for your soul, accept the possibility that you're wrong, and work on changing for the sake of holiness.

2. Lash out at others for judging you self-righteously so you can go on unchanged, cuz you think there's nothing wrong with you just as you are.

I recommend the former. You seem to be doing the latter. But I assure you, there is plenty wrong with all of us.

So really, chill out.

[Guest]

You have no idea if I'm "wrong" Google sex in Heaven and see what you find. I'm not the first one who has thought of this nor will I be the last. You have NO IDEA if there will be something similar to sex when we have resurrected bodies. You have NO IDEA if we will still have attractions to the opposite gender when we have PERFECT GLORIFIED resurrected bodies. So stop telling me I'm wrong as if you know the answer because you don't. Heck half the people in this thread didn't even know we will get resurrected bodies in heaven. I started off really calm and only got annoyed/upset when people started telling me I'm definitely wrong and even said I could be burned at the stake because I think there could be something similar to sex and attractions In Heaven. So you chill out.

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[Nihil Obstat]

You have no idea if I'm "wrong" Google sex in Heaven and see what you find. I'm not the first one who has thought of this nor will I be the last. You have NO IDEA if there will be something similar to sex when we have resurrected bodies. You have NO IDEA if we will still have attractions to the opposite gender when we have PERFECT GLORIFIED resurrected bodies. So stop telling me I'm wrong as if you know the answer because you don't. Heck half the people in this thread didn't even know we will get resurrected bodies in heaven. I started off really calm and only got annoyed/upset when people started telling me I'm definitely wrong and even said I could be burned at the stake because I think there could be something similar to sex and attractions In Heaven. So you chill out.

You are definitely wrong, as far as Catholic theology is concerned. But we have explained why in fairly great detail. I do not think you really responded to any of that.